Battling Bugs?

JP just opened his birthday present from Ezra. They're what JP calls Battling Bugs.  It's something he saw on t.v. and he's been asking for for months.  I read the back of the box to him.  This kills me:

"A MASSIVE METEOR STORM HAS PUMMELED THE PLANET NARA,  UNLEASHING THE POWER OF THE VOLCANIC CORE.  WARRING FACTIONS SEARCH FOR ULTIMATE POWER.  THE LEGEND OF NARA BEGINS."

Only, I'm not convinced that he actually knows what the word "WARRING" means.  My first clue was when he named the bugs: Judah the Fly and Owen the Spider.  My second clue was when he said the bugs were friends. Then he put them on their leashes to take them for a walk. :-)